Stupid things you have done to yourself....

I wish I had photos to prove it, but I once put a bayonet through my hand while seperating frozen steakettes.....

I did something similar to that when I was in highschool, nail grew back and died like three times, to the point where I had to cut out the dead nail and underlying matricee, that took over 10 years to fix btw.

Crashed my bmx bike racing a mate, managed to impale myself on the handle bars

Was screwing around as goal keeper at a mates place, went to stop the ball with my foot and dislocated my toe. At which point I bent down and snapped my toe back into place like a boss and spent the rest of the night lying down playing Nintendo

Drunk, Had a ligther flame on. upside down for about 2 minutes. Then decided to put it to my hand to make a smiley. Have the scar clear as day still. It's been about 4years i think, since i done it.

I had photos of when i done it, but they are long gone now.

Just before i moved to WA, about a week before, house was getting backed up, nice and Wet weather in FNQ, i ducked home on my second last friday to get my going out clothes, as i was hitting the town, and a flash flood flooded me in, creek rose in 10 mins over 4 meteres.

so i was desperate to get out, so i was packing my party clothes in a sealed ontainer, and going to kyak out in an old small thing, with a small peice or wood for a paddle, but when i when to push the wooden doors open ( old QLDer house ) they where stuck so i hit them hard, in the wrong spot, and put my hand through the glass pane window, and put a 3cm glass up through my wrist into my hand :/

i ended up having to wrap i with an old WW2 bandage Prop from the HBO tv series the Pacific ( a chunk of it was filmed about 1.5 km from my house, so a mate and i took picks and a few suveniers,) and duct tape, and paddle/ kyak out like that, cause i'll be dammed if i was going to stay home that night, lol.

You Jonito, are a fucking legend bro